Sunday, January 27, 2013

Sh*t I wonder...while playing Mass Effect

Mass Effect is one of the greatest games of this gaming generation, but sometimes I can't help but think of more randomness.  So once again, welcome to my twisted mind.  This post may contain SPOILERS!

1.  Does the Asari race have any dudes?  If yes, where are they?
         
2.  Did Joker and Edi ever get to consummate their relationship?  Did they use the headgear thingy from Demolition Man to do it?

3.  With all of the women/men Commander Sheppard has slept with, whose the best real life comparison? Wilt Chamberlain, Ron Jeremy/Jenna Jameson, or Shawn Kemp?


4.  Is it me or does the Normandy look eerily similar to the female reproductive system?  Was this done on purpose because of all the space sex


5 comments:

  1. This was pretty funny! Thanks for sharing! Haven't played Mass Effect in a while.

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  2. The asari are an all female race. It's been explained several times in the fiction.

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    1. Thanks for the insight. I don't recall this being mentioned, but that just gives me reason to go back and play all 3!

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    2. No problem, good sir! Enjoy the games!

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