So obviously The Walking Dead has been super popular (whether we're talking about the comic, AMC show, or video game) with droves of people; however, I'm always thinking about the most random shit. So I figured I might as well let you into my twisted mind with my first entry in Shit I wonder... Shit I wonder while watching/playing The Walking Dead.
1.Why aren’t there any zombie animals?Are animals immune?
a.If so, why aren’t they doing some research to find out why?
2.How do zombies determine when to run vs. walk when hunting for prey?
3.And since zombies don’t eat each other, do we still call it cannibalism?
4.And since they don’t eat each other, would they eat a freshly dead person or is that taboo?
5.If babies are born still born, do they become zombies too? Or are they not infected yet?
6. And most importantly, do zombies poop? I mean, how else are they able to keep eating?
2012 brought us gamers a hell of a year for gaming and I'm here to bring you the top games. Per usual, I only bring you the games that I've had the chance to play so unfortunately Halo 4 and Hitman Absolution didn't make the cut. Can't get to them all...sorry. *Honorable mention Call of Duty: Black Ops 2
Treyarch
11/13/12
Color me surprised to have listed a Call of Duty game in my top 10, but dammit there is no denying that this game is fun as hell. And at the end of the day, isn’t that what games are all about? I’ve always equated CoD to summer blockbusters, which are usually mindless explosions and paper thin plots, but who didn’t love The Avengers? CoD hasn’t been known for having an engrossing story, if anything the switching between characters each mission caused for a more disjointed story. This time around I felt the story to be more streamlined and dare I say it, intriguing. Most action films/games are only as good as their villain and Raul Menendez may be one of the most diabolical villains to ever grace a game! Most of you won’t even know who I’m talking about because you’re only interested in the multiplayer and fortunately Treyarch didn’t rest on its laurels. Now given that I suck, it’s good to still be rewarded with customizable loadouts and perks even though I usually had a higher death ratio than anyone. Zombies also return with the same frantic pace and at times it felt like the game was mirroring the Left 4 Dead series.
#10 NBA 2K13
Visual Concepts
10/2/12
Now being that I’m an avid sports gamer (sports nut in general) I wanted to leave this off the list, but it’s my list and I can do whatever I want. Plus, how can you deny a game that trumped it predecessor in every way possible. Sound familiar? It should if you read my Top 10 for 2011. You’ll see and hear Jay-Z’s footsteps all over this game as he is touted as being Executive Producer, with the biggest effect being one of the best soundtracks ever. You may have also heard that Jay-Z helped bring the entire Dream Team together for the first time since ’92. The biggest gameplay change for 2K13 would be the Shot Stick being retrofitted with Iso-moves. This was a big change but fortunately with a press of the LT, you were able to go from a killer crossover to a pull up jumper incredibly smoothly. As I wrote earlier, with the help of a frantic fan base the original Dream Team was included so we could shut LeBron and Kobe up and have the 2012 team vs the 1992 team. MyPlayer was also blown out into the new MyCareer mode which allowed for greater interaction. Feel like your PG is ball hoggin? You can go to the GM and air out your grievances and demand he be traded or else. Sports nut or not this game is stupidly good and had to make the list.
#9 The Witcher 2:Assassin of Kings
CD Projekt RED
April 17, 2012
The Witcher 2 was originally released in 2011 on PC, but didn’t get its port release until 2012 on consoles. As a fan of RPG’s I couldn’t have been more excited for its release. Fortunately, the wait was well worth it. Geralt of Rivia is a compelling character and like all great RPG’s choice, character development, and storyline keep you coming back. Not to spoil anything, but early in the game you’re tasked with making a decision that will affect the rest of the game and story. This isn’t a choice of being good vs. evil, but more so of a moral choice from the gamer. Now obviously story alone won’t get you into the Top 10, so fortunately Witcher 2 also employs fun and varied combat. Being that Geralt is a witcher (think Wolverine’s feral rage, Dr. Stange’s mysticism, and Blade’s swordsmanship) you’re given a bevy of tools to dispatch your foes. Whether you’re lopping off heads with your swords, setting foes ablaze with magical powers, or using cunning to set traps before battle Witcher 2 plays with simplicity and a gorgeous flare. Oh and by the way, Geralt is a bit of a pimp and lays waste to many a women as well.
#8 Assassin’s Creed III
Ubisoft Montreal
10/30/12
Assassin’s Creed: Revalations not only made it in the Top 10 last year, but clocked in at #4 for 2011. Although AC3, isn’t ranking high this year it’s at no way a knock on this game. In AC3, we get to see the completion of our Animus visiting protagonist Desmond Miles all the while introducing new assassin Ratonhnhaké:ton aka Connor. Connor is a half English, half Mohawk assassin whose sole purpose is to protect his people and land from the Templar’s. Oh did I mention that this game takes place during the American Revolution? As far as gameplay this game plays very similar to the past entries; however Connor is more adept at using multiple weapons in conjunction with his hidden blade leading to a much more brutal assassin. Throw in the awesome naval battles and you’re in for a truly epic adventure.
#7 Sleeping Dogs
United Front Games/SquareEnix London Studios
8/14/12
It took me awhile to get my hands on this game, but once I did I couldn’t put it down! The world in Sleeping Dogs always felt alive, from the small markets to Downtown Hong Kong (which few open world games can capture) and the game world was surprisingly large. It did take a while to get used to driving on the left side of the road, but Square Enix was able to provide a very intuitive driving scheme (and fortunately very forgiving police A.I.). Wei Shen is a very compelling character and thanks to some impressive voice work (and thankfully subtitles for the Cantonese/English hybrid dialog) each character hits their mark. Saving the best for last, the combat is fast and furious with the majority of my time spent in hand to hand combat. Here is where the game shines, borrowing from Batman, the combat is smooth, simplistic, and very brutal with Wei able to break many a thugs bones and use environmental attacks to his advantage. This “reboot” of the True Crime series spent a lot of time in developmental hell, but fortunately it got to see the light of day so don’t miss out on one of the better games of 2012
#6
Max Payne 3
Rockstar Studios
5/15/12
Max Payne has always had the John McClane trait of “wrong place, wrong time” going for him and even when he's in the tropical and very dangerous Sao Paulo. Max continues to find trouble where ever he’s at. Max Payne has been on the shelves for many years and Rockstar Studios (Red Dead Redemption, Grand Theft Auto, and L.A. Noire) has taken the reigns and right out of the box you can see their expertise shine. Max is the originator of Bullet Time (think John Woo film sans the doves) and to spice it up Rockstar has included a kill cam that shows all the gory details such as noses getting blowing off, eyeballs being shot through, and repeated groin shots. Rockstar once again excels at treating the user on an epic story (one usually predicated on redemption) but unlike most of their usual adventures, Max Payne is a more linear experience. This doesn’t damper the experience at all; in fact it allows their story telling ability to shine. Max Payne was critically underplayed in 2012, so if you’re one who missed this game don’t waste any more time and pick this up NOW!
#5 Borderlands 2
Gearbox Software
9/18/12
If you played Borderlands then you know what you’re in for with Borderlands 2 and if not then in a word: GUNS. Borderlands 2 may not have the most elegant plot or brimming with character development, but that is NOT what this game is pinning to be. In their simplest form, games are meant for entertainment and entertain it does. Borderlands 2 is filled with almost a billion different guns, yes I said a billion! Outsiders believe Borderlands 2 is just a shooter, but in all actuality it’s a RPG as well. I sold my brother on this game in less than five minutes of playing co-op and being that its four player co-op gives you the chance to get your friends in on the gunplay. This game is incredibly fun and at the end of the day, that is all that matters.
#4 Dishonored
Arkane Studios
10/9/12
It’s not often that a new product can be released during the middle of a console’s life and make waves, but that’s exactly what Dishonored did. I’ve ranted and raved about games that put control in the player’s hand and Dishonored may become the epitome of player control. Like Deus Ex and Crysis before it, you’re given an objective but the completion of said task is completely up to you. If you feel like laying waste to all of your enemies then you’re able to build your Corvo Attano (the protagonist) to be an unstoppable juggernaut; however if you want to stick to the shadows you’re more than able to do so. I was pleasantly surprised when I was given the option to either kill the boss or not, unlike Deus Ex last year all the bosses were killed. The tension of sneaking into a mansion to assassinate a dignitary is already intense, but to top that off with dragging said baddie off to the torture chamber for added espionage is incredibly satisfying. If you’re a fan of BioShock, Deus Ex, or Crysis then you’d be in sore shape if you don’t add this game to your collection soon.
#3 Far Cry 3
Ubisoft Montreal
12/4/12
So Far Cry has been kicking ass with reviewers everywhere…even getting praise and comparison to my 2011 GOY Skyrim! Talk about huge shoes to fill! I can say that the praise is warranted without a doubt and from the outset of the game the tension picks up and never relents. The beauty of the game is brought to life by the stunning opening cinematic that literally brings you hurtling into the perilous predicament surrounding our hero, Jason Brody. The world of Rook Island is huge and is filled with wildlife that is useful to your progression but can also be extremely dangerous. Like AC3, hunting can be very beneficial through the crafting system to expand your toolset; however in FC3, hunting is much more dangerous. Two of my most memorable non-story moments from the game came from hunting (sort of). The first came when I was trying to capture a supply depot and I was sneaking up a freaking tiger pounced on me and tried to maul me! So I abandoned my sneak attack and ran like hell to the depot while the tiger gave chase and let my enemies just kill each other while I picked off the leftovers. The second came right after I secured a radio tower (think Assassin’s Creed’s version of eagle towers) I pulled out my camera to survey the land before zip lining down. So this time I got to see another tiger preparing to pounce, this time on an unsuspecting buffalo. Far Cry 3 is full of intrigue, tension, and WTF moments and you’d be pissed if you didn’t get your hands on this game.
#2 The Walking Dead: The Game
Telltale Game
5 part series from April to November
When discussing this game it’s hard to gush and rant on for hours. TWD isn’t your run of the mill zombie game (nor is this AMC show of the same name) it is about survival. Telltale designed this game in a five part episodic format that can be easily described as a “Choose Your Own Adventure,” in which the actions you make transfer and mold the story. What makes this game so fantastic is the heart wrenching story it delivers from beginning to end. As the game starts you get to see and hear the outbreak as it beings and more importantly you begin your relationship with Clemintine. Clem isn’t a love interest or a direct relative of Lee, but the bond that is created throughout their adventure is mesmerizing. Next to Mass Effect 3, I don’t recall caring for other character’s as much as I did while playing. When I first heard about TWD, I was a little nervous because I was so invested in the TV show, but once I found out this was tied to the comic I was all in. TWD has been on cloud nine for some time winning award after award and without a doubt this game deserves all of its praise. Even if you’re not into the show (or comic) as a gamer this is a must have!
#1 GAME OF THE YEAR Mass Effect 3
BioWare
March 6, 2012
Since Mass Effect’s arrival in 2007, I’ve been effectively hooked! Each iteration topped the previous, but ME3 far surpasses the other versions in every way. The first two games both felt like RPG’s with shooter elements, but ME3 was finally able to meld the two together for a near perfect experience. As many of you know ME3 had its share of issues, from Day-1 DLC to ending the trilogy properly (at least in the fans eyes); but you would be daft to let any of those issues deter you from this game. If you haven’t noticed, I effin love this game (and series) as I’ve written about it so often! Before ME3 even came out I knew it was going to get my Game of the Year and at no point was I disappointed in my experiences. Just like any trilogy, my worst nightmare was seeing the end of these characters’ story. What makes this game so special is the way BioWare has been able to include all of the character choices seamlessly into the next game. Within this game, there were a number of times when the story was able to fully engulf me to the point where I lost myself in the game. This feat is aided by awesome voicework and an amazing cast to round out the experience. So if you haven’t played ME3 or any of the ME games, don’t fret BioWare has released the trilogy in a bundle for only $59.99. Don’t miss out on one of the best games/series of our generation!
For those who haven't played this awesome game, you've been missing out on one of the best games of 2012. Luckily, Telltale Games is offering Episode 1, "Playing Dead," of The Walking Dead for free! This is only for a limited time so in case you're dense, stop reading and go download it right away!
[Update] Just noticed that Episodes 2-5 are now only 250 MS points ($2.50) which means you can get the entire game for $10! THANK YOU TELLTALE!
According to the Mayans, the world was supposed to end on December 21st. In preparation of the apocalypse, I studied all of the end of the world scenarios just to be prepared for any and everything. Here are some of my findings.
So my first finding is that if it's an alien attack, then we need to think outside of the box because conventional weaponry probably wouldn't work. Oh and I'm sure we'll need one hell of an inspirational speech right before the final battle to get us all hyped up.
Ok, so aliens aren't a threat this time around. Fantastic, now we're dealing with the undead as zombies are running amuck across the globe. I think we all know by now that destroying the brain is the key to stopping the zombies, but how long can you last alone?
And if worse comes to worse, here's to hoping there is a cure for zombie-ism...because you know love makes us all human
The most realistic study would be preparing for war. Now as I've learned all you need is a few elite friends in the Armed Services to train you and you're now ready to take down whatever threat we might face.
Now if you don't feel the need to join a crack team, you could always do it alone...Hot Shot.
Now of course, I'm writing this on the 22nd, so obviously the Mayans were wrong but it won't be long before someone else claims to know when the end of the world is coming. So hopefully, one of these examples will help you prepare!
In case you missed out on last night's VGA's, I'm here to give the rundown on the big winners and the even bigger world premieres. To start off Samuel L. Jackson was back to host and easily the best part was seeing Sam inserted into this year's most popular games. Seeing Sir Sam (isn't it about time we knight him as the coolest muthaf**ka alive) in Dishonored going all Pulp Fiction on the butler was the highlight of my night.
So here the big winners from the VGA's from December 7th with occasional commentary:
•Game of the Year: The Walking Dead
Very surprised The Walking Dead won considering the nominees, but I think it's incredibly awesome that a DLC was able to secure a victory over giants such as Mass Effect 3, Assassin's Creed 3, and Dishonrored.
•Studio of the Year:
Telltale Games
•Best Xbox 360 Game:
Halo 4
•Best PS3 Game:
Journey
•Best Wii/Wii U Game:
New Super Mario Bros. U
•Best PC Game: XCOM:
Enemy Unknown
•Best Shooter:
Borderlands 2
Another surprise for Borderlands 2 to come out on top when you consider Halo 4 and CoD: Black Ops 2 were probably considered the favorites.
•Best
Action/Adventure: Dishonored
With one of the deepest set of nominees, Sleeping Dogs, Assassin's Creed 3, and Darksiders 2, it's great to see a new lP getting the nod to show that not all great games are sequels (at least not yet).
•Best RPG: Mass
Effect 3
DUH!
•Best Multiplayer:
Borderlands 2
•Best Individual
Sports Game: SSX
•Best Team Sports
Game: NBA 2K13
•Best Driving Game:
Need for Speed Most Wanted
•Best Song in a Game:
"Cities" by Beck, from Sound Shapes
•Best Original Score:
Journey
•Best Graphics: Halo
4
•Best Independent
Game: Journey
•Best Fighting Game:
Persona 4 Arena
•Best Handheld/Mobile
Game: Sound Shapes
•Best Performance by
a Human Male: Dameon Clarke in Borderlands 2 as "Handsome Jack"
•Best Performance by
a Human Female: Melissa Hutchison in The Walking Dead as"Clementine"
•Best Adapted Game:
The Walking Dead
•Best DLC: The Elder
Scrolls: Skyrim - Dawnguard
•Best Downloadable
Game: The Walking Dead
•Best Social Game:
You Don't Know Jack
•Game of the Decade:
Half-Life 2
•Character of the
Year: Claptrap from Borderlands 2
Not often do I find myself rooting for a bad guy, but I was rooting for Raul Menendez (from CoD: Black Ops 2) to pull this one out. Claptrap is a great choice as well! Whether playing Borderlands 1 or 2 you're for a great time with frequent LOL moments.
6. And most importantly, do zombies poop? I mean, how else are they able to keep eating?
